Nichole
Ms Awesome
I am going through my old emails and coming across some real gems!
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WHY YOU NEVER ASK A DRUNK PERSON A QUESTION[/FONT]
[FONT="]I was shopping at the local supermarket where I[/FONT]
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[FONT="]A half-gallon of 2% milk,[/FONT]
[FONT="]A carton of eggs,[/FONT]
[FONT="]A quart of orange juice,[/FONT]
[FONT="]A head of romaine lettuce,[/FONT]
[FONT="]A 2 lb. can of coffee, and[/FONT]
[FONT="]A 1 lb. package of bacon.[/FONT]
[FONT="]As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt[/FONT]
[FONT="]to check[/FONT][FONT="]out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I[/FONT]
[FONT="]placed the[/FONT][FONT="]items in front of the cashier. While the cashier[/FONT]
[FONT="]was[/FONT][FONT="]ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly[/FONT]
[FONT="]stated, 'You[/FONT][FONT="]must be single.'[/FONT]
[FONT="]I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I[/FONT]
[FONT="]was[/FONT][FONT="]intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I[/FONT]
[FONT="]was[/FONT][FONT="]indeed single. I looked at the six items on the[/FONT]
[FONT="]belt and[/FONT][FONT="]saw nothing particularly unusual about my[/FONT]
[FONT="]selections that[/FONT][FONT="]could have tipped off the drunk to my marital[/FONT]
[FONT="]status.[/FONT][FONT="]Curiosity getting the better of me, I said:[/FONT]
[FONT="]'Well, you[/FONT] [FONT="]k[/FONT][FONT="]now what, you're absolutely right. But how on[/FONT]
[FONT="]earth[/FONT][FONT="]did you know that?'
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