Tony Shelton
BS Detector, Esquire
A baseball player, taking steroids to improve his performance is BAAAAAAAAD.
A school counselor giving your 14 year old birth control without your permission is Gooooood.
A lonely person smoking heroin in his or her own home is BAAAAAAD.
Feeding handfuls of Ritalin to your children is Goooood.
Two grown men choosing to have a fist fight to settle a difference is BAAAAAAAAD.
Two men suing each other in an effort to take all of each others savings/home/belongings over a difference is gooooood.
Traveling across the country with a gun in your pocket is BAAAAAAAAD.
The school providing your 15 year old son with a condom for his pocket is goooood.
I think I understand it now.
Sheep can go back to sleep now.
A school counselor giving your 14 year old birth control without your permission is Gooooood.
A lonely person smoking heroin in his or her own home is BAAAAAAD.
Feeding handfuls of Ritalin to your children is Goooood.
Two grown men choosing to have a fist fight to settle a difference is BAAAAAAAAD.
Two men suing each other in an effort to take all of each others savings/home/belongings over a difference is gooooood.
Traveling across the country with a gun in your pocket is BAAAAAAAAD.
The school providing your 15 year old son with a condom for his pocket is goooood.
I think I understand it now.
Sheep can go back to sleep now.