Last Words

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--Unknown Famous Last Words
sure the power is off?
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Double dare me!
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He's probably just hibernating.
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Hey, watch this!
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Aw, I can do that
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I can make this light before it changes.
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I'll get a world record for this.
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I'm making a citizen's arrest.
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I've seen this done on TV.
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I wonder where the mother bear is.
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The odds of that happening have to be a million to one.
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These are the good kind of mushrooms.
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Well, we've made it this far.
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What does this button do?
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What duck?
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What time does your husband come home?
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I'm going to go over and kiss that cute tiger.
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OH SH!T!
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I think it's dead.
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It's Only a little one.
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It's not loaded.
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Does this go any faster?
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It's not that shallow.
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The water will break my fall.
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No Tony I don't have your money.
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Bikers suck.
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This is good shi...
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I built it myself.
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I don't need a helmet
 
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