Joke of the day !!

[The Cleaner]

It is near the Christmas break of the school year.
The students have

turned in all their work and there is really nothing more to do. All the

children are restless and the teacher decides to have an early

dismissal.





Teacher: "Whoever answers the questions I ask, first and correctly can

leave early today."





Little Johnny says to himself "Good, I want to get outta here. I'm smart

and will answer the question."



Teacher: "Who said 'Four Score and Seven Years Ago'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Susie says, "Abraham Lincoln."



Teacher: "That's right Susie, you can go home."

Johnny is mad that Susie answered the question first.



Teacher: "Who said 'I Have a Dream'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Mary says, "Martin Luther King."



Teacher: "That's right Mary, you can go."

Johnny is even madder than before.



Teacher: "Who said 'Ask not, what your country can do for you'?"

Before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy
says, "John F. Kennedy."



Teacher: "That's right Nancy,
you may also leave."

Johnny is boiling mad that he has not been able to answer to any of the

questions.



When the teacher turns her back Johnny says, "I wish these bitches would

keep their mouths shut!"



The teacher turns around: "NOW WHO SAID THAT?"

Johnny: "TIGER WOODS. CAN I GO NOW?" :grin-devilish:

 

[crfguy168]

thats funny!!!

 

[crfguy168]

Heres another similar.

One day little johnny was in class when his teacher announced every friday she would ask a question and whom ever answered it correctly wouldn't have to come to school on monday. The first friday came along, and she asked "How many gallons of water is there in the world?" No one knew. So little johnny decided to wait until next friday, so he could get it right. The second friday came along, and the teacher asked, how many grains of sand is there in the whole world? No one knew. Johnny was getting angry, because he really didn't want to go to school on Monday. So when the third friday came along johnny decided to paint to ping-pong balls black. Right before the teacher asked the question, he rolled the ping-pong balls at her feet. The teacher said, "Who's the comedian with the 2 black balls?" "Bill Cosby" johnny said, "See ya Tuesday!"