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Drinking with
a Jersey
Girl
A Mexican,
an Arab, and a Jersey girl are in the same
bar.
When
the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In
Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we
don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The
Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says,
'In the Arab World, we have so
much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Jersey girl,
cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots
the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill, she
says,
'In Jersey we
have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones
twice.'
a Jersey
Girl
A Mexican,
an Arab, and a Jersey girl are in the same
bar.
When
the Mexican finishes his beer, he throws his glass in the air, pulls
out his pistol, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says, 'In
Mexico , our glasses are so cheap we
don't need to drink with the same one twice.'
The
Arab, obviously impressed by this, drinks no-alcohol beer
(cuz he's a muslim!), throws it into
the air, pulls out his AK-47, and shoots the glass to pieces.
He says,
'In the Arab World, we have so
much sand to make glasses
that we don't need to drink with the same one twice either.'
The Jersey girl,
cool as a cucumber, picks up her beer,
downs it in one
gulp, throws the glass into
the air, whips out her
45, and shoots
the
Mexican and the Arab.
Catching her glass, setting it on the bar, and calling
for a refill, she
says,
'In Jersey we
have so many
illegal aliens that we don't have to
drink with the same ones
twice.'
