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dodsonish

dodsonish

Grease Police President
I need pictures of Matt Bryan and Chris Gibson. They have apparently hired a photographer to sneak and take pictures of me for their own mischevious pleasures. Since I am a littler joe than Bryan Exhaust and his sales enterprise I can not afford a full time photographer, and as a result have to resort to asking for photo hand outs. Any contributions would be greatly appreciated.
 
Here's A Sample Pic

There are some seriously weird pics if you scroll forward. A little to much touching and eye movement from my point of view.

These are some hairy folks.
 
Big News Bryan Exhaust goes National

Josh,

Matt and I just met with Mayor Mark Powel, your city council and the Fire Department earlier this month.
We are pleased to announce the opening the a Bryan Exhaust mid west office in Arnold and intend to cover the entire mid west and east coast from this location. The city cut us a great deal based upon the tax dollars we will bring in for them.

We now need to meet with you to discuss your options and/ or future within or outside our vast organization

Please show up tonight for training tonight at:
China King Restaurant
229 Arnold Crossroads Ctr right off route #141
 
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I actually heard something about worldwide hood cleaning domination. I don't speak or read Chinese, but I think there might be something to this.
 

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Hey Matt,

Who owns http://www.restaurantcleaning.com ?

I bought their manual a few years ago just to see what was in it.

Clean Hoods. Make Money. Next Chapter.

Spray Chemical.

Pressure Wash.

Clean Up.

Cash Check.
 
I think Josh may have a small part in that web site Rusty.

Great job on the parking lot Josh.
I snapped a photo of you on my way back to the hotel.

Sales were good today in Arnold. I have never seen anything quite like it. I sold every place I bid no matter how high I went on price.
In my normal 4 hr work day I sold the following places:
China King on Arnold Crossroads
Bambino's Restaurant on Commerce Drive
Bandana's Bar-B-Q(all the other locations will follow), Peking Chinese Restaurant, South Hunan Restaurant, Pupillo's Bbq and Ponderosa Steakhouse all on Jeffco Boulevard
Emperor's Wok, Pizza Hut & Hardees on Arnold Park Mall

I'll hit Richardson Road tomorrow!

All these people were just so happy to finally be able to get good service :eek:
 
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dodsonish said:
I actually heard something about worldwide hood cleaning domination. I don't speak or read Chinese, but I think there might be something to this.
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You heard right, I guess the news got all the way to China. It is going to be huge, Daryl Mirza is shaking in his boots right now. You know the name, you know his game and you know that he will not be beat. That's right, your worst nightmare has come true: Trump Exhaust!!!
 
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Hey everyone I met this hood cleaning company tonight while I was out making my sales rounds. They had a van with all kind of scraping tools and a little north star pressure washer .. It was the cutest lttle hot water unit I had ever seen. Well anyway they were cleaning one of my old accounts that I had lost some time ago due to my prices being to high. So I ask the guys with this hood cleanings service how they came about getting this account .. One guy looked me dead in the eye and said " Man where else can you make $ 100.00 a night.. .. I told him that I used to get $ 500.00 for cleaning this restaurant and he told me he would never charge that much.
Then I noticed they didn't have a ladder and I asked him how they got on the roof to clean the fans and he said they don't do roofs just the vent hoods and filters. Then I said do you clean the plenum and he said the what.. I wish I would have had a tape recorder to give him an idea of what complete idiots were about to clean his hood.. Well anyway I was about to drive off when one of the guys asked if he could buy some chemical from me because he didn't have enough to do the job..

Hmmmm Lets See ( NO NO NO)

Man whats the world coming too..

You know I think I need some pictures on how not to clean an exhaust hood. that way people can tell the reason my prices are so high .. I hate to brag and stuff but I clean pretty good ....

Here is a pic of how not to clean a vent hood

Notice the bucket of soap and the metal scrubby pad.. Try cleaning a burger king or Poo's House of Wong with a bucket and a scrubby..

PLEASE !!!
 

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RustyACE said:
Hey Matt,

Who owns http://www.restaurantcleaning.com ?

I bought their manual a few years ago just to see what was in it.

Clean Hoods. Make Money. Next Chapter.

Spray Chemical.

Pressure Wash.

Clean Up.

Cash Check.
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His name was Randy I think. He used to post here a while back. I don't know why he has a picture of Josh dressed up in women's clothing on his site but I llike his sense of humor
:D In case you missed it the first time, here is the link again

http://www.restaurantcleaning.com/fire_stories.htm
 
Josh,

First let me say, wonderful job on the parking lot, it looks great. You really give new meaning to "one man crew".

Now on to business. I was out driving around Arnold and I noticed that you are still using your old company truck. I will need you to switch over to the new Trump Exhaust vehicles ASAP, no more wiener trucks.
 
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Our first meeting with Mr Trump.
I promised him Josh would get a new truck today.
 
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