Apple Roof Cleaning
Roof Cleaning Instructor
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Roasted Guide: $12.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $500.00
Baked Democrat: $500.00
Poached Pressure Washing Contractor: $1500.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Pressure Washing Contractor ?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."
upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over
the menu...
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Roasted Guide: $12.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Grilled Republican: $500.00
Baked Democrat: $500.00
Poached Pressure Washing Contractor: $1500.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, 'Why such a price difference for the Pressure Washing Contractor ?'
The cook replied, "Have you ever tried to clean one?
They're so full of crap, it takes all morning."