How to wash a cat!

Hotwaterwizard

Hotsy Service Tech
01. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
02. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both
lids up.
03. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
04. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids
(You may need to stand on the lid that he cannot escape.)
CAUTION: do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws
will be reaching out for anything they can find. The cat will
self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your
toilet, the cat is
actually enjoying this.
05. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "powerwash" and
"rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
06. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no
people between the toilet and the outside door.
07. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
08. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where
he will dry himself.

Sincerely,
The Dog
 
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Guess I'll bring my own plate and silverware when I go to John's house for dinner!! :eek:
 
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