Health care plan.

[The Cleaner]

Let me get this straight………………….
1.we're going to pass a health care plan
2.written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it,
3.passed by a Congress that hasn't read it but exempts themselves from it,
4.signed by a president that also hasn't read it, and who smokes,
5.with funding administered by a treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes,
6.overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and
7.financed by a country that's nearly broke.

What possibly could go wrong?

 

[The Cleaner]

I will seek and find you . . .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.
All my love,

The Flu
(Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot!)
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