The Cleaner
Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
:rotflmao1::rotflmao1:August 3, 2009 - CHARLOTTE, NC
This announcement followed Gordon's decision
to take advantage of President Obama's scheme
to employ Harlem youngsters.
-
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths from Harlem
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds
with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
-
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move
by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
-
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
-
At the crew's first practice session,
not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds,
but within 12 seconds:
they had changed the paint scheme ...
altered the Vin number ...
and sold the car to Dale Jr ...
for 10 cases of Bud,
a bag of weed
and
some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. :rotflmao1:
This announcement followed Gordon's decision
to take advantage of President Obama's scheme
to employ Harlem youngsters.
-
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary
on how unemployed youths from Harlem
were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment,
whereas Gordon's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds
with millions of dollars worth of high tech equipment.
-
It was thought to be an excellent and bold move
by Gordon's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
-
However, Gordon got more than he bargained for!
-
At the crew's first practice session,
not only was the inexperienced crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds,
but within 12 seconds:
they had changed the paint scheme ...
altered the Vin number ...
and sold the car to Dale Jr ...
for 10 cases of Bud,
a bag of weed
and
some photos of Jeff Gordon's wife in the shower. :rotflmao1:
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