funny

[Russ Spence]

The Rectum Stretcher
> >>>
> >>> While she was "flying" down the road yesterday (10 miles
> >>>over the limit), a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop
> >>>with a radar gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled
> >>>her over,
> >>>walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we
> >>>all know and love, asked, "What's your hurry?"
> >>>
> >>> To which she replied, "I'm late for work."
> >>>
> >>> "Oh yeah," said the cop, "what do you do?"
> >>>
> >>> "I'm a rectum stretcher," she responded.
> >>>
> >>> The cop stammered, "A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
> >>>does a rectum stretcher do?"
> >>>
> >>> "Well," she said, "I start by inserting one finger, then work
> >>>my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my
> >>>whole hand in. I work from side to side until I can get both
> >>>hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch, until it's about
> >>> 6 feet wide."
> >>>
> >>> "And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?" he
> >>>asked.
> >>>
> >>> "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge..."
> >>>
> >>> Traffic Ticket $95.00
> >>> Court Costs $45.00
> >>> The Look on Cop's Face PRICELESS