The Cleaner
Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's
Department is being
interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your
qualifications and written test results all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that
you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal
aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a
rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When
can you start?"
Department is being
interviewed.
The Sergeant doing the interview says: "Your
qualifications and written test results all look good,
but there is an attitude suitability test that
you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says:
"Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal
aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a
rabbit. "
"Why the rabbit?"
"Great attitude," says the Sergeant. "When
can you start?"