funny stuff !!

[The Cleaner]

A salesman goes up to a house and knocks on the front door. It's opened by a little ten year-old boy who is in his shorts and has a lighted cigar in one hand, a bottle of whiskey in the other and a Penthouse magazine tucked under his arm.

Salesman: "Hello, son. Is your mom or dad home?"

Little boy: "What the f**k do you think?" :joyful:

 

[bhenson]

A Mexican man tells his wife " When I die cremate me and put me in your salsa". She asks " why?" he replies " so I can tear that a** up one more time!"

 

[howarddoug]

HAHAHA-Both are great..........

 

[Tony Shelton]

A bit risque but funny. (for all true pressure washers that's RisKay. :yes:

 

[Tony Shelton]

Btw Nick, your signature is a little vague. It's hard to get a handle on exactly who you are and what you do with that scant information. Don't you even care about web hits?

 

[Christopher]

Those are funny! hahahahaha

 

[The Cleaner]

Btw Nick, your signature is a little vague. It's hard to get a handle on exactly who you are and what you do with that scant information. Don't you even care about web hits?

SHHHHH I am keeping this on the down low !!:boring2: