The Cleaner
Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
Nymphomaniacs Convention
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>> A man boarded airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
> boarding the plane.
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>> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
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>> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?'
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>> She turned, smiled and said,'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs America Convention in Boston.'
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>> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
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>> sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
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>> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,'What's your business role at this convention?'
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>> 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my
>> personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
> sexuality.'
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>> 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?'
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>> 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are
>> the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
>> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
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>> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
> actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
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>> I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
> is the Southern Redneck.'
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>> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm
> sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I
> don't even know your name.'
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>> 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.'
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>>
>> A man boarded airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw the most beautiful woman
> boarding the plane.
>>
>>
>> He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.
>>
>>
>> Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, 'Business trip or pleasure?'
>>
>> She turned, smiled and said,'Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs America Convention in Boston.'
>>
>>
>> He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen
>>
>> sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.
>>
>>
>> Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked,'What's your business role at this convention?'
>>
>>
>> 'Lecturer,' she responded. 'I use information that I have learned from my
>> personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about
> sexuality.'
>>
>>
>> 'Really?' he said. 'And what kind of myths are there?'
>>
>>
>> 'Well,' she explained, 'one popular myth is that African-American men are
>> the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American
>> Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.
>>
>>
>> Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when
> actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.
>>
>>
>> I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina
> is the Southern Redneck.'
>>
>>
>> Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed. 'I'm
> sorry,' she said, 'I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I
> don't even know your name.'
>>
>>
>> 'Tonto,' the man said, 'Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.'
