Found on a bathroom wall (Funny)

[Kory]

Beauty is only a light switch away.

If life is a waste of time,
And time is a waste of life,
Then let's all get wasted together
And have the time of our lives.

Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.

No matter how good she looks,
Some other guy is sick and tired
Of putting up with her shit.

Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

If voting could really change things,
It would be illegal.

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!

 

[Exterior Attack PW]

You got to love the sh*t house poet

 

[jjones4574]

LMAO.....funny

 

[Larry Millette]

Kory, How much time did you spend in that S#@t house?
That is some pretty funny stuff.

 

[Kory]

It was a email that was sent of various places that had these on the walls.

 

[Ashley Phillips]

Here I set so broken hearted, I had to s*** but then I farted.

Use to work construction, I love the blue house smell.

Don't eat the after dinner mint in the hole

 

[Ashley Phillips]

Here I sit just smoking pot, My dumbazz boss thinks I s*** alot.

I could go for days. lol

 

[Squirtgun]

Ash how old were you in that avatar pic?Was that the teenage mutant ninja turtle phase of your life?

 

[David O'Connell Jr]

what are you talking about, thats last halloween

 

[Ashley Phillips]

You have one like it ....don't you?

Did you get that caustic the other day?

 

[Ashley Phillips]

Don't laugh, the joke is in your hand.

 

[Squirtgun]

You have one like it ....don't you?

Did you get that caustic the other day?

$88 for 50lbs had to have it though.I need to make a road trip to Alabama and pick up a couple hundred pounds.