Feeling Safer Now !!

[The Cleaner]

Year to Date Statistics on TSA Airport Screening

from the Department of Homeland Security: :grin-devilish:





Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3

 

[Christopher]

I sure feel safer now. hahahahaha

 

[Carolina Prowash]

Oh I needed that laugh Nick - you are in the wrong line of work!

 

[swrest]

 

[Paul Kassander]

Thats some thorough checking.

 

[Nichole]

 

[BlueBliss]

They might have to allow smoking immediately after the check point!