Fear the BS!!!

EnviroClean

EnviroClean

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So on my way home from the office, I swerved into a local sports bar. I saw the owner whipped out my business card and gave him the secret Bryan Exhaust handshake. I says so who is cleaning your exhaust system? He jumped out of his chair and says "You've got the job, when can you get started!!!??". Dang it was almost like Russ when he is dancing at the queer bar. The guy practically threw money at me. Thank you Bryan Exhaust. My BS certification is totally worth the $9,999.99 plus lunch at King Taco.:)
 
EnviroClean said:
So on my way home from the office, I swerved into a local sports bar. I saw the owner whipped out my business card and gave him the secret Bryan Exhaust handshake. I says so who is cleaning your exhaust system? He jumped out of his chair and says "You've got the job, when can you get started!!!??". Dang it was almost like Russ when he is dancing at the queer bar. The guy practically threw money at me. Thank you Bryan Exhaust. My BS certification is totally worth the $9,999.99 plus lunch at King Taco.:)
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bs is the key word :eek: i wasnt dancing i was weaving my way through to get jason out from under the table with his man:eek: :eek:
 
russ s said:
stick with me jason i will show you the way ....dont cross over to the dark side young jeddi...i landed a $9100.00 every three month contract on FLATWORK today....learn the way of the jeddi master of KLEEN
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You say flatwork Russ does that mean you will be flat on your stomach or did you roll over on your back?:p Russ you'll be wearing dentures before you know it if you keep pillow biting.
 
HotShot_Anthony said:
it was probably the handshake that did it....
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My money is on our lunch that day.
It works every time.
 
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Jason, you were shaken somthing but it was not his hand...

Matt
 
mattia said:
Jason, you were shaken somthing but it was not his hand...

Matt
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Matt, I see you did some time upstate with Russ. Were you a top or a bottom?
 
I am starting to think that we need to add a JAIL HOUSE forum to the board so you guys can all reminesce about your days in lockup. We could even have a sub forum for Community Service.
 
We all have checkered pasts.

No doctors or lawyers here.

This is why we are all in the grease.
 
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Russ see photo in Matt's post above yours...why don't you tell us? Does sodomy work for you like metamucil? C'mon everyone round here knows you were married to several members of the AB in the joint.
 
all kidding aside .... the AB does not engage in that type of activity ..... their code of ethics prohibits that ....... but fags and sissys do exist and im shure you could tell us all about that ...... i would be careful about posting negative comments about any gang or affiliation (all joking aside)they have deep roots on the streets
 
Glade that you cleared that up for us-and to think the rumor had that you were a cross dresser along with a gang afinity(groupie). After all Selma has deep gang roots-so to speak.
 
Sorry bout that Russ, I didn't realize you were a punk and made wife by unaffiliated dudes. I guess you were on your knees or with your face in the pillow so often you didn't get to see much gang activity eh? Yeah I've seen movies Russ, I personally don't have any experience behind bars or as a gobbler like you.
 
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