Elderly Foreplay

[Russ Spence]

The first old woman told the second old woman that
sometimes she gets
her husband excited at night by getting totally naked,
lying in bed and
putting both legs behind her head, yoga style.

The second old woman thought that this was a great
idea, so that night
when her husband went in the bathroom to get ready for
bed, she got
totally naked and began the process of putting her
legs behind her head.

The first leg was kind of tough to put in place as she
was a bit
arthritic. However, she finally got it in place.

She had an even tougher time with the second leg, so
she rocked herself
backwards until she finally got it behind her head.

However, she had rocked just a little too hard so that
she flipped
slightly backwards and got stuck with her butt
sticking straight up in
the air. It was just then that her husband came out of
the bathroom.

"Gladys!" he exclaimed." For heavens sake, comb your
hair and put your
teeth in .... You look like an asshole."

 

[Scott Thompson]

That's funny!! Where do you come up with this stuff?

 

[MVPPOWERWASH]

Haha, funny, but so wrong...

 

[A-PLUS]

Thanks Russ, I needed a laugh.

 

[Russ Spence]

That's funny!! Where do you come up with this stuff?

some sick twisted person forwards that stuff to me ....... My Mom

 

[A-PLUS]

Russ I just forward 1 to ya.
Not sure how to post the pics.

 

[Russ Spence]

I didnt get it ????

 

[A-PLUS]

I'll email it again.
I sent it to the email in sign.

 

[Grant]

send it to me too!

 

[A-PLUS]

Here's one my wife just sent me.

> Fart Football....
> An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes
> gas and says, "Seven Points."
>
> His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?"
> The old man replied, "It's fart football."
>
> A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, "Touchdown, tie
> score."
>
> After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, "Aha.
> I'm ahead 14 to 7".
>
> Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, "Touchdown,
> tie score."
>
> Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, "Field
> goal, I lead 17 to 14."
>
> Now the pressure is on the old man.
> He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
> Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and
> accidentally poops in the bed.
>
> The wife says, "What the hell was that?"
>
> The old man says, "Half time, switch sides