ROFLMAO,
Oh my gosh Will, this is one subject that got me laffin so hard I just had to post a reply.
WHAT DID YOU ASK AGAIN??
I don't need worry about stuff like that, I was born with tone deafness, high pitch sounds I do not hear till they are right on top of me.
Sirens, I see the red lights long before my wife warns me of them.
String instruments, birds, rattlers are things I do not hear.
Low sounds I hear all to well.
Now the best I saved for last, when I was in management years ago with companies and they had meetings, if it was boring I could simply tune them out. Dreaming of a nice weekend or steak dinner and hear not a thing said.
Ah the good and bad of being 65% or so deaf, now kindly repeat what it was you were asking us?