The Next Survivor Series
>>
>> *THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES*
>>
>> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and *3 kids
>> *each
>> for *six weeks.*
>>
>> Each kid will play *
>> two sports*
>> and either take *music*
>> or *dance classes*.
>>
>> There is no fast food.
>>
>> Each man must* **
>> take care of his 3 kids*; *
>> keep his assigned house clean*, *
>> correct all homework*,
>> and *complete science projects*, *
>> cook*, do *laundry*,
>> and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
>> with not enough money.
>>
>> In addition, each man *
>> will have to budget in money
>> for groceries each week.*
>>
>> Each man *
>> must remember the birthdays*
>> of *all their friends* and* **relatives*,
>> and *send cards out
>> on time--no emailing*.
>>
>> Each man must also
>> take *each child* to a doctor's appointment,
>> a dentist appointment
>> and a haircut appointment.
>>
>> He must make
>> one *unscheduled* and *inconvenient*
>> visit per child
>> to the *A & E.*
>>
>> He must also
>> make *biscuits *or cakes
>> for a social function.
>>
>> Each man will be responsible for *
>> decorating his own assigned house*, *
>> planting flowers outside*
>> and keeping it presentable
>> at all times.
>>
>> The men will *only
>> have access to television
>> when the kids are asleep*
>> and *all chores are done*.
>>
>> The men must
>> shave their *legs*,
>> wear makeup daily,
>> adorn himself with jewellery,
>> wear *uncomfortable yet stylish shoes*,
>> keep fingernails polished
>> and eyebrows groomed.
>>
>> During *one of the six weeks*,
>> the *men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
>> and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
>> slow down from other duties.*
>>
>> They must attend *
>> weekly school meetings*, *
>> church*, and find time
>> at least once to spend the afternoon
>> at the park or a similar setting.
>>
>> They will need to
>> read a book to the kids
>> each night and in the morning, *
>> feed them*, *dress them*, *
>> brush their teeth* and *
>> comb their hair by 8:00 am.*
>>
>> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
>> required to know all of the following information:
>> each child's birthday,
>> height, weight,
>> shoe size, clothes size
>> and doctor's name.
>> Also the child's weight at birth,
>> length, time of birth,
>> and length of labour,
>> each child's favourite colour,
>> middle name,
>> favourite snack,
>> favourite song,
>> favourite drink,
>> favourite toy,
>> biggest fear and
>> what they want to be when they grow up.
>>
>> The kids vote them off the island
>> based on performance.
>> The last man wins only if...*
>> he still has enough energy
>> to be intimate with his spouse
>> at a moment's notice.*
>>
>> If the last man does win,
>> he can play the game over and over
>> and over again for the next 18-25 years
>> eventually earning the right
>> To be c alled *Mum!* *
>>
>> After you get done laughing,
>> send this to as many females as you* *
>> think will get a laugh out of it and
>> as many men as you think can* *
>> handle it!
>> Just don't send it back to me....** **I'm going to bed.*
>>
>> *THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES*
>>
>> Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and *3 kids
>> *each
>> for *six weeks.*
>>
>> Each kid will play *
>> two sports*
>> and either take *music*
>> or *dance classes*.
>>
>> There is no fast food.
>>
>> Each man must* **
>> take care of his 3 kids*; *
>> keep his assigned house clean*, *
>> correct all homework*,
>> and *complete science projects*, *
>> cook*, do *laundry*,
>> and pay a list of 'pretend' bills
>> with not enough money.
>>
>> In addition, each man *
>> will have to budget in money
>> for groceries each week.*
>>
>> Each man *
>> must remember the birthdays*
>> of *all their friends* and* **relatives*,
>> and *send cards out
>> on time--no emailing*.
>>
>> Each man must also
>> take *each child* to a doctor's appointment,
>> a dentist appointment
>> and a haircut appointment.
>>
>> He must make
>> one *unscheduled* and *inconvenient*
>> visit per child
>> to the *A & E.*
>>
>> He must also
>> make *biscuits *or cakes
>> for a social function.
>>
>> Each man will be responsible for *
>> decorating his own assigned house*, *
>> planting flowers outside*
>> and keeping it presentable
>> at all times.
>>
>> The men will *only
>> have access to television
>> when the kids are asleep*
>> and *all chores are done*.
>>
>> The men must
>> shave their *legs*,
>> wear makeup daily,
>> adorn himself with jewellery,
>> wear *uncomfortable yet stylish shoes*,
>> keep fingernails polished
>> and eyebrows groomed.
>>
>> During *one of the six weeks*,
>> the *men will have to endure severe abdominal cramps, back aches,
>> and have extreme, unexplained mood swings but never once complain or
>> slow down from other duties.*
>>
>> They must attend *
>> weekly school meetings*, *
>> church*, and find time
>> at least once to spend the afternoon
>> at the park or a similar setting.
>>
>> They will need to
>> read a book to the kids
>> each night and in the morning, *
>> feed them*, *dress them*, *
>> brush their teeth* and *
>> comb their hair by 8:00 am.*
>>
>> A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will be
>> required to know all of the following information:
>> each child's birthday,
>> height, weight,
>> shoe size, clothes size
>> and doctor's name.
>> Also the child's weight at birth,
>> length, time of birth,
>> and length of labour,
>> each child's favourite colour,
>> middle name,
>> favourite snack,
>> favourite song,
>> favourite drink,
>> favourite toy,
>> biggest fear and
>> what they want to be when they grow up.
>>
>> The kids vote them off the island
>> based on performance.
>> The last man wins only if...*
>> he still has enough energy
>> to be intimate with his spouse
>> at a moment's notice.*
>>
>> If the last man does win,
>> he can play the game over and over
>> and over again for the next 18-25 years
>> eventually earning the right
>> To be c alled *Mum!* *
>>
>> After you get done laughing,
>> send this to as many females as you* *
>> think will get a laugh out of it and
>> as many men as you think can* *
>> handle it!
>> Just don't send it back to me....** **I'm going to bed.*
