Dear Mr. President.....

jjones4574

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This was in my e-mail today :D

Dear President Obama,
> Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You
>know the one's down the street who, in the good times, refinanced their
>house several times and went on vacations to wonderful places, bought SUV's,
>ATV's, RV's, installed a pool, a big screen TV, two Wave Runners and a
>Harley.
>
> I was wondering, since I'm paying my mortgage and now, theirs, could
>you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?
> Richard Ford
> Queen Creek, AZ
> P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me
>to start making those payments?
> P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this
>year. Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to
>cabinet posts?
 
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