Scott Stone
New member
We had our Christmas party at my home for our employees. We had about an 80% attendance rate.
Some of the best lines:
From our Lesbian power washer that received some diagonal cutters in the white elephant Game:
"I got me some Dikes!" "Dang, I cant believe I said that..."
From one of our guys that lives in a less reputable part of town, when someone needed a knife:
"I brought my knife, because I wasn't sure what kind of neighborhood Scott lived in." Or, Monday after the party, "Scott, I did not realize that someone could have that much fun, without getting drunk!"
From the guy that won the 50" LCD TV, when I offered a sawzall so he could get it in his car:
"You ain't cutting this, and it is going to be on my wall, tonight!" BTW, it was.
Everyone appeared to have a very good time. Very few of them had ever sat in a formal setting for dinner, with extra forks knives and spoons. I cooked the steaks, and they quickly learned that medium is far better then well done. It helps that they could not see the meat because it was just dark enough to not be obvious. All in all, a successful event, and I was glad to be able to have my guys in my home for dinner.
So, I tried to upload pictures of the prize table, but for whatever reason, PWI wasn't uploading them in a reasonable amount of time...Dang. No employee left with less then a $50 door prize, which was on top of their bonus.
As prizes we had:
a 50" LCD TV
32"LED TV
PS3
Blue ray player wifi enabled
Nikon portable camera
RC car
Tool set
Makita cordless drill and driver set
etc.
Also a large variety of gift cards, and cash prizes.
Everyone went away very happy.
Some of the best lines:
From our Lesbian power washer that received some diagonal cutters in the white elephant Game:
"I got me some Dikes!" "Dang, I cant believe I said that..."
From one of our guys that lives in a less reputable part of town, when someone needed a knife:
"I brought my knife, because I wasn't sure what kind of neighborhood Scott lived in." Or, Monday after the party, "Scott, I did not realize that someone could have that much fun, without getting drunk!"
From the guy that won the 50" LCD TV, when I offered a sawzall so he could get it in his car:
"You ain't cutting this, and it is going to be on my wall, tonight!" BTW, it was.
Everyone appeared to have a very good time. Very few of them had ever sat in a formal setting for dinner, with extra forks knives and spoons. I cooked the steaks, and they quickly learned that medium is far better then well done. It helps that they could not see the meat because it was just dark enough to not be obvious. All in all, a successful event, and I was glad to be able to have my guys in my home for dinner.
So, I tried to upload pictures of the prize table, but for whatever reason, PWI wasn't uploading them in a reasonable amount of time...Dang. No employee left with less then a $50 door prize, which was on top of their bonus.
As prizes we had:
a 50" LCD TV
32"LED TV
PS3
Blue ray player wifi enabled
Nikon portable camera
RC car
Tool set
Makita cordless drill and driver set
etc.
Also a large variety of gift cards, and cash prizes.
Everyone went away very happy.