Russ Johnson
Equipment Expert
I thought this to be quite appropriate for this time of year.
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called
out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter!
Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced
that he was quite experienced at this sort of
thing. He stepped over with almost no look of
concern at all, wrapped his hands around the
boys gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the
quarter. The man then went back to his table as
though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are
you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."
One day, at a local buffet, a man suddenly called
out, "My son's choking! He swallowed a quarter!
Help! Please, anyone! Help!"
A man from a nearby table stood up and announced
that he was quite experienced at this sort of
thing. He stepped over with almost no look of
concern at all, wrapped his hands around the
boys gonads, and squeezed. Out popped the
quarter. The man then went back to his table as
though nothing had happened.
"Thank you! Thank you!" the father cried. "Are
you a paramedic?"
"No," replied the man. "I work for the IRS."