Can you say ego stroke!

[Kory]

http://www.lancewinslow.org/founder.shtml

This guy should run for president what a saint! LOL

 

[jlpressure]

http://www.lancewinslow.org/founder.shtml

This guy should run for president what a saint! LOL

Put a lance threw Lance he's a weirdo

 

[Larry B]

If I was a potential customer, that would turn me off completely. It reads awful( lance did this and then lance did that. Who writes like that?) and basically nominates him for saint hood.

 

[JohnB]

I wote like that in the 5th grade. John had a pressure washer . It was a big pressure washer. It was a Red Pressure Washer (LOL)

 

[StainlessDeal]

It was a big red pressurewasher.

Scott Millen read this terrible writing and obvious self-aggrandizing. Scott has seen things like this before. In 1987 when Scott graduated high school he had a big idea. He went with it. It didn't pan out. He the

Later another good idea worked out better. Scott Millen is kind to animals and sees his dentist often. Scott knows that good hygiene is a sign of superiority. Scott Millen

Scott is supected by some of having invented air. There probably was no air to be had before Scott realized how much good would come from it. Scott never comments on this, as he is a good man.

Scott recently traced his ancestry back to Paul Bunyan, and Calamity Jane. Adam and Eve are in his ancestry, and they spawned all the known world leaders. Scott is rightly proud of his great ancestors, and the small contributions they made to the world. He knows he has shown them up.

Scott also noted towards the end that Lance has viewed a lot of units. Scott Millen vows never to let Lance view his unit.

Scott Millen likes this new style of writing.

 

[Larry B]

Thats pretty funny

 

[Kory]

Scott Millen read this terrible writing and obvious self-aggrandizing. Scott has seen things like this before. In 1987 when Scott graduated high school he had a big idea. He went with it. It didn't pan out. He the

Later another good idea worked out better. Scott Millen is kind to animals and sees his dentist often. Scott knows that good hygiene is a sign of superiority. Scott Millen

Scott is supected by some of having invented air. There probably was no air to be had before Scott realized how much good would come from it. Scott never comments on this, as he is a good man.

Scott recently traced his ancestry back to Paul Bunyan, and Calamity Jane. Adam and Eve are in his ancestry, and they spawned all the known world leaders. Scott is rightly proud of his great ancestors, and the small contributions they made to the world. He knows he has shown them up.

Scott also noted towards the end that Lance has viewed a lot of units. Scott Millen vows never to let Lance view his unit.

Scott Millen likes this new style of writing.

I can't stop laughing!!!

 

[schrec]

yall are F'd up
sick hilarious
brian is pissing himself he is laughin so hard

 

[HotShot_Anthony]

I like 3rd person...it reminds me of Seinfeld "George is getting upset"

 

[Grant]

Third person!
http://www.comedycentral.com/motherload/player.jhtml?ml_video=49762&ml_collection=&ml_gateway=&ml_gateway_id=&ml_comedian=&ml_runtime=&ml_context=show&ml_origin_url=%2Fmotherload%2Findex.jhtml%3Fml_video%3D49762&ml_playlist=&lnk=&is_large=true

 

[Ron Musgraves]

I've met Lance, he alittle wild!

 

[Scott Stone]

You would not be saying that if he had clothes on when you met him. (Really!!!)

 

[Grant]

He is truly a legend in his own mind.

 

[mattia]

I thought he was gone from my ears! Now I think he's back in my ears.

He has a colored long life, No he gets to skim off a non profit group. The mans a genius.

 

[Apple Roof Cleaning]

Scott Millen read this terrible writing and obvious self-aggrandizing. Scott has seen things like this before. In 1987 when Scott graduated high school he had a big idea. He went with it. It didn't pan out. He the

Later another good idea worked out better. Scott Millen is kind to animals and sees his dentist often. Scott knows that good hygiene is a sign of superiority. Scott Millen

Scott is supected by some of having invented air. There probably was no air to be had before Scott realized how much good would come from it. Scott never comments on this, as he is a good man.

Scott recently traced his ancestry back to Paul Bunyan, and Calamity Jane. Adam and Eve are in his ancestry, and they spawned all the known world leaders. Scott is rightly proud of his great ancestors, and the small contributions they made to the world. He knows he has shown them up.

Scott also noted towards the end that Lance has viewed a lot of units. Scott Millen vows never to let Lance view his unit.

Scott Millen likes this new style of writing.

Scott, let me tell you the way I feel ?
There is no room for dirt in Stainless Deal!

 

[cgibson]

I've met Lance, he alittle wild!

I think Ron wants to be Lance when he grows up

 

[JohnB]

I just can't read it all.. I get to the mayflower thing and I have to turn it off.. Now maybe if he had pressure washed the mayflower.. Now that would be something .. Or if he washed the space shuttle or something.. Of Course if I were to brag on myself there is not enough space on the internet for that. So Oh Well I got to finish watching deal or no deal...

 

[johnny5star]

This one time...at band camp! WOW! Lance boil is my hero!!! The third person thing was really rapturing. I'm adopted, so I'm not really sure if I come from royalty, or the Mayflower, or a soggy marsh, but it gets me thinking.

"When I think about ME, I touch myself!" The Divinyls

 

[Scott Stone]

I am related to Henry the eighth and his third concubine . Does that make me special?

 

[Russ Spence]

He is truly a legend in his own mind.

Grant please post a signature or be gone ...... hahahaha