Best Christmas gift !!

[The Cleaner]

I met this beautiful women in the park last night. There was an instant spark between us !! As we lie on the grass making love I thought to myself ?

Buying this tazer was the best gift this Christmas !!

 

[Kory]

Scary but a little funny!

 

[Russ Johnson]

I cry every time that I have sex.







Mace will do that, y'know...

 

[Sirocco Jerry]

otherwise speachless.

:killingme::killingme::killingme::killingme::killingme:

 

[Doug Rucker]

My wife talked dirty to me last night. She said "get your fat ass off of me"

 

[Larry Millette]

I still remember the first time I had sex. I was scared to death.







I was all alone. :sad:

 

[Doug Rucker]

I still remember the first time I had sex. I was scared to death.







I was all alone. :sad:

ooh your killin me

 

[Sirocco Jerry]

I'm so glad we can openly share around here.

:hug::haha:

:lazy2:

 

[howarddoug]

You guys are crazy as hell, I love it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Larry Millette]

My wife met me at the door the other night wearing nothing but a little silk teddy.




I told her it was about time she got home!

 

[Clean County PW]

The other day I'm heading home and I see this naked guy running down the street. So I pull up next to him and I ask "Why are your running naked down the street??" He says "Because your coming home"....DOH!!!!

 

[Scott Stone]

I wonder if that tazer is good for a little shock therapy for some of the people around here.

 

[Larry Millette]

My wife ABSOLUTELY LOVES talking to me during sex. :drag: I don't really mind but the long distance phone bills are killing me. :thud:

 

[Ron Musgraves]

My wife ABSOLUTELY LOVES talking to me during sex. :drag: I don't really mind but the long distance phone bills are killing me. :thud:

LOLOL hahahah, I'm going to ask her who she is talking with next time.