Apple Roof Cleaning
Roof Cleaning Instructor
I dont think I posted this roof cleaning song here yet ?
I THINK this is one I wrote when I was "on vacation"
It is a funny attempt at pointing out the possible dangers of one man roof cleaning to a customers plants and property
Enjoy
One Man Roof Cleaning Song
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<HR style="COLOR: #0000cc" SIZE=1>Here is a song "dedicated" to all the one man roof cleaners of the world too cheap to hire a ground man.
Here is the music http://www.bajeca.com/volume/rosegarden.mid
And here are the words:
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
When you clean, you gotta rinse, or you'll be convinced,
Plants will die.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't kill your garden.
I could promise you things like big diamond rings,
But you don't find roses growin' where Apple Sauce is dripping.
If you think so you're tripping.
Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,
I would give you new plants right now on a silver platter,
But what would it matter?
So smile for a while your roof is clean:
Even though your plants ain't lookin too keen.
I make much more money working alone.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
Instrumental break.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
I can sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
And if that's what it takes to sell you, I'll do what I gotta do,
and I'll even take advantage of you.
You better look before you leap, I'm a one man roof cleaning creep,
And there won't ever be someone there to work the ground,
Soon you'll find out what's going down.
So smile for a while your roof is clean
Even though your plants ain't lookin too keen.
I make much more money working alone.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
To fade.
I THINK this is one I wrote when I was "on vacation"
It is a funny attempt at pointing out the possible dangers of one man roof cleaning to a customers plants and property
Enjoy
One Man Roof Cleaning Song
<HR>
<HR style="COLOR: #0000cc" SIZE=1>Here is a song "dedicated" to all the one man roof cleaners of the world too cheap to hire a ground man.
Here is the music http://www.bajeca.com/volume/rosegarden.mid
And here are the words:
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
When you clean, you gotta rinse, or you'll be convinced,
Plants will die.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't kill your garden.
I could promise you things like big diamond rings,
But you don't find roses growin' where Apple Sauce is dripping.
If you think so you're tripping.
Well, if sweet-talkin' you could make it come true,
I would give you new plants right now on a silver platter,
But what would it matter?
So smile for a while your roof is clean:
Even though your plants ain't lookin too keen.
I make much more money working alone.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
Instrumental break.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
I can sing you a tune or promise you the moon,
And if that's what it takes to sell you, I'll do what I gotta do,
and I'll even take advantage of you.
You better look before you leap, I'm a one man roof cleaning creep,
And there won't ever be someone there to work the ground,
Soon you'll find out what's going down.
So smile for a while your roof is clean
Even though your plants ain't lookin too keen.
I make much more money working alone.
I beg your pardon,
I never promised I wouldn't Kill your garden.
Along with the sunshine,
There's gotta be a little run off sometimes.
To fade.
