Anyone Feel Like Donating?

[Larry Millette]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, 'What happened, what's the hold- up?'

'Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton,Oprah Winfrey, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 Million ransom. Otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection.'

The driver asks, 'On average, how much is everyone giving?'

'About a gallon.'

 

[Christopher]

That is a good one. hahahahahahahahaha

 

[Eric and Jenny]

LOL!!!!


~Jen

 

[crfguy168]

LMAO!! Good one Larry...

 

[Terry Campbell]

I will give 50 Gallons just so we get it over with FASTER

 

[The Cleaner]

Come on Baby Light My FIRE!!!!!

 

[Richard Fleming]

Could you downstream gasoline?.........kinda like a flame thrower!!!!

 

[Jonathan Ellis]

Obama has a fan club here on the PWI

 

[Richard Fleming]

Obama has a fan club here on the PWI

And I believe you are the Pres of that club!!!! LOL

 

[Jonathan Ellis]

I am just # 3 on the totem pole to get to the president. Tony is Pres. Scott Stone is Vice.

 

[Jonathan Ellis]

I guess that would mean Tony is kinda like Obama huh?

 

[howarddoug]

You guys are too funny.

 

[Nichole]

Could you downstream gasoline?.........kinda like a flame thrower!!!!

LOL...That would be a good use for an X Jet...that way the gas wouldn't hurt your hose...lol....

Hilarious joke! I always hit Larry's posts first!!

 

[Christopher]

Larry is always very funny, he always makes me laugh. hahahahaha