Another Wal Mart Greeter

[Lenny Schrecengost]

Working at Wal-Mart....



I got a part time job after retiring from my 'day job'. Unfortunately, as I have gotten a little older, I have become a little less sensitive.

So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many
retirees, I lasted less than a day...... About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'

The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 'Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one 's 9, and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'

So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just couldn't believe you got laid twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this

line of work.

 

[Russ Spence]

you have to be kidding

 

[Larry Millette]

Hahahahaha!!!! Thats hillarious!!!!

 

[jlpressure]

Ha Ha Ha Ha

 

[crfguy168]

Lmao....
hahaha

 

[precisionpower]

If that is true, then you are my new hero.

 

[Tony Shelton]

Sweet. I live for opportunities like that.

Unfortunately they are few and far between and then mostly just go over the recipient's head.

 

[BUNN]

That's a good one!

 

[John Orr]

Now THAT is funny!

 

[Christopher]

That is very funny! hahahahaha

Imagine how that situation would have got even more funnier, you know how kids twist things around or don't remember everything and then start talking about what happened at the store. hahahahaha





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[Terry Campbell]

Lol :d

 

[R L S]

freakin great.
You da man if it be true!!!!

 

[Big Dog]

Now thats funny

 

[Mark 8262]

I see you met my ex-wife

 

[David O'Connell Jr]

I waiting to see if it was true or not. I thought it was great either way.

 

[LIZMAN]

JAJAJAJA, even if its not true, you still the man!!!!

 

[Lenny Schrecengost]

It's not true. I still work 2 full time jobs