Agenda for the Democrat National Convention

[Scott D.]

Agenda for the 2008 Democrat National Convention,
Denver, Colorado



7:00 pm
Opening Flag Burning Ceremony

7:15 pm
Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm
Non-religious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm
Ceremonial Tree Hugging

7:55 pm
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:00 pm
Global Warming Mini-Seminar - Al Gore, Nobel Prize recipient

8:15 pm
Gay Weddings & Civil Unions - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm
Our Troops Are War Criminals - John Kerry (Vietnam hero)

9.00 pm
Saddam Hussein Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm
Collection for the Osama Bin Laden Kidney Transplant Fund - Barbara
Streisand

11:15 pm
Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn, Danny Glover

11:30 pm
Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Blythe Clinton

11:45 pm
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm
How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie
O'Donnell

12:15 am
"Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am
Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am
Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid

12:50 am
Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the Great Satan,"
George W Bush

12:50 am
Hillary proposes a toast to our 20 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of Conservatives & the
Republican Party

1:05 am
Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am
Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am
Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

 

[Nichole]

Hilarious...and sorta sad.

 

[crfguy168]

Lmao...

 

[Terry Campbell]

LMAO and so TRUE...........

 

[Alexy]

Where's the stimulus?

 

[The Cleaner]

I'll drink to that"

 

[JFife]

1:45am: Barack Obama takes the stage with a pair of scissors and a vacuum, and performs a dozen late-term abortions to the delight of the crowd!! The blood flows, and everyone revels!


2:00AM: Barney Frank fallates a dozen black men as a symbol for the reparations we owe.

3:00am: Everyone discussed the many virtues of Michelle Obama. After all, there has never been a more "brave" and "assertive" woman to walk the earth. The dyke Rachel Maddow drools.

 

[Peerless]

4am obaaahhma lives up to his word and posts his next bill 5 days prior on pwi.