jjones4574
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Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this
up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be alive.
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the
act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into
the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went
through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this
up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted
that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still
be alive.
