A guy walked into the local welfare office

[Grant]

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his
check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.
You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather
have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is
excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old
man who wants a Chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful
daughter. You'll have to drive around in his 2008
Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will supply all of your clothes.
Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You'll
also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas
holiday trips.

This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have as
part of your job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as
the daughter is in her mid-20's and has a rather strong sex
drive."

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, "You're bullshittin'
me?!?!" The social worker said, "Yeah, well . . . You
started it."

 

[Ron Musgraves]

:man_in_love::happydance::joyful:

 

[The Cleaner]

That there is funny LOL, sorta like the Bum's sign, "will work for food."

 

[Christopher]

That is a great one!!! hahahahaha

:rotflmao1::rotflmao1::dance:

 

[Danny Bates]

That there is funny LOL, sorta like the Bum's sign, "will work for food."

You left of "God Bless"

 

[Larry Millette]

:rotflmao1: :help: