10 commandments made simple!!

The Cleaner

The Cleaner

Vetran Washer 30 Years Plus
Redneck" Ten Commandments

(This is funny and much easier to remember!!!)


Some people have trouble with all those 'shall's' and 'shall not's'

in the Ten Commandments.

Folks just aren't used to talking in those terms.

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So, in middle Tennessee,

they translated the 'King James' into 'Jackson County' language ...

No joke!

(posted on the wall at Cross Trails Church in Gainesboro, TN)


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(1)

Just one God

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(2)

Put nothin' before God

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(3)

Watch yer mouth

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(4)

Git yourself to Sunday meetin'

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(5)

Honor yer Ma & Pa

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(6)

No killin'

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(7)

No foolin' around with another fellow's gal

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(8)

Don't take what ain't yers

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(9)

No tellin' tales or gossipin'

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(10)

Don't be hankerin' for yer buddy's stuff


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Now that's plain an' simple.

Y'all have a nice day!
 
FUNNY TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!That sounds like south GA also.....lol
 
It sure is easier that way!
 
That's the NRV the New Redneck Version. I just read it. You should read the part about Noah. Here it goes:

"Noah, looks like its gonna rain"
"Whatsat?"
"Water from the sky"
"oh."
"Ever made a boat?"
"Naw."
"Make yersef one and put some critters in it"
"awright"

You can read the rest yourself. It's a strange story and ends with Noah pullin his houseboat up to the dock at Ararat and drinkin some good ole homemade wine. (a little too much, but hey, Noah had been through a lot!)
 
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