Today is the official due date of my daughter Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards). The doctors told Kelley on Friday that if she has not delivered by Thursday morning at 6 am to check into the hospital to be induced. Looks like we are having a baby this week one way or another. We are doing our...
Does anyone know where to get containers to hold used veggie oil? An IBC would not work as it would melt when hot oil is put into it.
Anyone know? Or does anyone know what they are called?
FEMA
GENIE
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Texas plains without water.His horse has already died of thirst.He's crawling through the sand, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a
sudden he sees an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of...
A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather more support for his Health Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush’s home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he...
PHONE REPAIR
Lawrence, Kansas, December 12, 2008
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman...
Hey guys. Do any of you have a (or multiple) sales letters that you have found to be effective. As the end of they year approaches, I am hitting my prospects hard and am in need of two or three more letters to add to the list. I would be willing to exchange letters with you.
Thanks
I am new to the facebook thing. I was searching people that I know and got to a page of a friend of mine that is a speaker. He had a link to the page www.lungs4joseph.com and I looked at it. It is a guy that was the youth pastor at a church that I use to go to. He had been sick and after...
I am looking for a video camera that will upload videos directly to you tube. At the Atl RT, Ron, you were videoing things and someone made the comment that it would be on you tube tomorrow. You said "Tomorrow? In about 30 seconds." What are you using for an immediate upload? This would be...
FIRST BOOK OF GOVERNMENT ....PSALM 2009
Obama is the shepherd I did not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment for his party's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the bread line...
I have been invited to a corporate - type meeting for a franchised restaurant. As we all know, franchise owners own many restaruants and I will be able to pitch to 13-14 different owners at one time. I am not sure how many restaurants total will be represented in this one meeting. I talked to...
I am wanting to change my box truck into a flatbed. I am having issues finding a used metal bed flatbed. Does anyone know where I could find a used flat bed.
Just in case you are having a rough day, here is a stress management technique used traditionally in Sicily .
The funny thing is that it really does work.
1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.
2. Picture yourself with both your...
TOP TEN INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO OBAMA'S HEALTH CARE PLAN:
(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters..
(9) Directions to your doctor's office include "Take a left when you enter the trailer park."
(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of Fudgesicles.
(7) The only...