Parody Of Apple Roof Cleaning

Apple Roof Cleaning

Apple Roof Cleaning

Roof Cleaning Instructor
I "wrote: this parody of myself to the music of Skid Row's "18 and Life You Got It"


Here is the music: http://www.geocities.com/nashville/opry/6491/18life.mid

here are the "words", LOL

Chris he was a young boy, He had a back of stone.
Lived 24/7 worked his Shurflo to the bone.
Just barely got out of school, from the baddest part of town.
Sprayed Roofs W/O Pressure so no one could take him down.
He had no money, didn't like his home.
He walked the streets with Flyers and fought Competitors alone
And now it's

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your roof was pressure cleaned
and it's not got long to go !
(repeat above)

TSP in his Chlorine, His pumps burned gasoline.
It kept his Honda running, but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved Roof Cleaning, "Chris he's the wild one."
Some idiot crossed him, had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when TSP is your best friend
And now it's

chorus

"Accidents will happen" they heard Chris from Apple say
He fired his big pump to the wind, and blew a Plant away.

chorus
 
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russ s said:
thats the best one yet .... i love skid row ........ i even got to meet sebastian once
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Well, this was the best MIDI music I could find for it, but ya gotta know the song to know when to sing ?

ALL Midi's are changed slightly so they don't get sued.

It is kind of a true saga of when I started out.
Non Pressure cleaning of roofs was almost unheard of.
 
russ s said:
i love it!!!!!!!!
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You gotta start writing!
It;s fun.

All you do is run a search for a song and it's lyrics.

So, on this one i ran a search for "skid row words lyrics midi"

Up it came, and I cut and pasted the lyrics to notepad on my computer, and changed them to fit what I wanted the song to be about.

You can do it Russ!
 
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