Joke of the Day

JohnB

JohnB

JohnB
An 83-year old woman decided that she'd seen and done everything, and the time had come to depart from this world.
After considering various methods of doing away with herself, she came to the conclusion that the quickest and surest method would be to shoot herself through the heart. The trouble was, she wasn't certain about exactly where her heart was, so she phoned her doctor and asked him. He told her that her heart was located two inches below her left nipple.

So she shot herself in the left kneecap.
 
Just so everybody knows, my grandma is doing fine, and is recovering well.:p
 
How do you get a CLEMSON football player off your front porch?



Pay him for the pizza
 
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